Three pictures are displayed. The first is a picture with a Magic the Gathering card and a circular piece of wood. The card has a circular piece taken out. The text reads as the following:
D&D players, here’s a great way to turn your old Magic cards into tokens in case you don’t have any minis.
The second is a reaction meme with Skipper from the Penguins of Madagascar TV show.
The third is a screenshot showing the value of the Magic the Gathering card from the first picture. At TCGplayer.com the card, a Black Lotus, is shows at the value of $42,000.
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After reblogging this post an hour or so ago I wised up and realized there’s no reason to make a game token for a blue flower. To demonstrate the utility of this craft technique, you’d use an orc or an elf or something like that. The first image above has got to be a photoshop. Here’s the original image:
sure i guess “be not afraid” gets the point across but it’s kind of old fashioned. i think angels need to update their greeting phrase. it’s been like thousands of years cmon guys.
fedex trying to say my package will be here by the end of the day when the package is still like 4 states away. that driver must be doing like 150 all the way here
I scrolled past then I though “wait that’s funny” and I reblogged
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this is the oldest post on all of tumblr, posted in october 2006 before the website even launched publicly in 2007.
